chosenBike: Hey Pete, could ya help me out?
voxPhantasma: What's up, Sof?
chosenBike: I keep seeing these... random messages on my screen?
voxPhantasma: Ha, I think those are texts.
chosenBike: No, not like texts! I don't know where they're coming from!
voxPhantasma: You don't recognize the user? What's their handle?
chosenBike: Handle? That's the name, right? I'm not seeing anything
voxPhantasma: What sort of things are they saying?
chosenBike: They called me Jet? Is that like a scam thing?
voxPhantasma: Do you think you could send me a screenshot of it?
???: -ease let this work, let this work!
???: Are you there, Jet? Blasted old spell…
???: Hello! Jet?!
chosenBike: Who is this?
chosenBike: You know what’s up?
voxPhantasma: Huh, I’ve never seen something like that before. And I’ve done a lot of scams.
chosenBike: Hrm… I’m gonna introduce myself.
chosenBike:
chosenBike:
chosenBike: I think the line’s dea-oh! Hold on, they’re messaging again.
chosenBike: I think you have the wrong number, pal.
chosenBike: The name’s Sofia!
chosenBike: I hope you find your friend, though.
???: I suppose it would be pretty hard to connect to the dead.
???: Sorry for bothering you, Sofia.
???: I’m Ruby. Just Ruby.
chosenBike: Okay, Just Ruby, you can talk to me, then.
Ruby: Thank you, I don’t want to bother you for too long
Ruby: I don’t think I’ll have very long to talk, anywa
Ruby:
Ruby:
chosenBike: Ruby?
voxPhantasma: What’re they saying?
chosenBike: Her name’s Ruby, she’s a very polite girl.
chosenBike: I think she hit the wrong number.
chosenBike: She was pretty upset about it, too.
voxPhantasma: I’m sure she’ll find what she’s looking for.
voxPhantasma: In the meantime, have you downloaded the game I sent you?
chosenBike: Are you sure you want to play with this old lady, Pete? I don’t think I’ve ever touched a video game.
voxPhantasma: Aw, ya gotta, Sof!
chosenBike: Okay, okay, Ruby’s not texting me anymore, so I guess I have some time.
chosenBike: Send me the link again?
voxPhantasma: It’s a disc, it should have a house on it?
voxPhantasma: Actually, hold on a sec.
voxPhantasma:
voxPhantasma: I’m gonna have to call you back! Look outside!
chosenBike: Outside? Oooh, you got a surprise for m-
chosenBike: METEORS?!
Ruby: Sofia?
Ruby: I need to leave, I’m not safe right now.
Ruby: There are meteors coming down.
Ruby: I hope we can talk again.
crystallineEchoes: Hey, um. Binx? Would you like to, maybe, explore my planet with me? There are some neat bits and bobs here in the Land of Caves and Thunder, and I thought you might, erm, be interested? :)
lostTreasures: hh
crysallineEchoes: oF COURSE YOU DONT HAVE TO. IF YOU DONT WANT TO. I simply thought, well, you might like it.
lostTreasures: akshjalzksjjskskskskss
crystallineEchoes: Lady Binx?
lostTreasures: andHEra brb am BEING ATTACKed but widt a sexcond!!
greenHunter: (sex? ohoho~ i see how it is~)
greenHunter: (wait. when did they change his name from pillarBoy)
flightlessEspionage: (I actually just noticed it now myself!)
flightlessEspionage: (Also! Let's not tell them that they're saying all of this in the group chat ! :^) )
bloomMaster: ...You are all aware we can see everything you guys are typing, yes?
captainHob: AFFIRMATIVE. THESE LOGS HAVE BEEN RECORDED FOR COMBAT PURPOSES.
crystallineEchoes: Er. Captain? I'm afraid I really don't see how our messages correlate to the art of war? ):
captainHob: OH MY DEAR PRINCE. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ROMANCE IS THE GREATEST AND MOST TERRIFYING BATTLEFIELD OF ALL?
voxPhantasma: okay so
voxPhantasma: i have to be honest
voxPhantasma: i think were doing something wrong
chosenBike: WHAT???? NO!!!! this is definitely right!
chosenBike: I’ll admit it’s all a little confusing, but Ruby said it’s super easy. you just have to keep building up!
voxPhantasma: yeah no for sure totally get that
voxPhantasma: but sof
voxPhantasma: theres no way your friend said to just make hundreds of standalone ladders
chosenBike: ………
voxPhantasma: like im not climbing those
chosenBike: ………
chosenBike: not even if I say please?
voxPhantasma: sof.
chosenBike: okay okay! I know it’s serious when you bring out the punctuation!
chosenBike: fine. I’ll message Ruby and ask how she built up there. but just so you know, the ladders would’ve gotten you up to the gate SUPER fast
voxPhantasma: yeah sure if i didn’t fall 2000 feet to my death first
chosenBike: sometimes that’s the price we pay for progress :P
voxPhantasma: you know
voxPhantasma: sometimes i wish i was the server player
chosenBike: but then we wouldn’t be able to implement all these great tips from my friend! just go see if you can make anything cool on the alchemiter and I’ll build you a new way up before you know it
chosenBike: and um. maybe try to avoid your sprite? your dad doesn’t seem to be… coping well with the combination with bubble solution right now
voxPhantasma: dont have to tell me twice
voxPhantasma: later sof
chosenBike: ttyl!